January 2011
RESVOLUTIONS:
Go for three long runs each week.
Stop spending money so fast.
Write more songs.
Stop making love to make people love me.
Don’t get a boyfriend.
December 2010
This is me when scrolling through my news feed:
Georgia Maq will get her virginity back. →
The passenger seat of a car. How did I manage that?
georgiamcd1994 all the biddies should Skype me.
I’m giving half of my presents to the op shop.
You scum bag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot! Happy Christmas your ass, I thank God it’s our last!
whodothatvoodootoyou asked: Inspired by you I bought some high waisted underwear. It is not sexier than Bridget Jones.
whodothatvoodootoyou asked: Inspired by you I bought some high waisted underwear. It is not sexier than Bridget Jones.
She stands at 171 feet and weighs 7,900 tonnes. This is Mother Russia, and she is tilting slightly.
slut
The word slut has terrible connotations, but I believe that a “slut” is just a person of any race, gender and/or age who has the courage to lead life according to the radical proposition that sex is good for you and pleasure is necessary for humans. So I guess I’m a slut, and you can go fuck yourself.
I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED.
Not many people can give me an orgasm, this makes me very frustrated. I can’t remember the last time some one has given me one. I don’t care if I sound desperate, but fuck you, fuck authority, I WANT AN ORGASM.
Fuck yeah, new pair of Cheap Mondays.
causers-ofthis asked: "jacinta guess what. one day i was a boy!! and i went fishing and we caught lighthouses!!"
"really? wow, what kind of bait did you use to catch light houses"
"we used boys.. like actual BOYS!!!!!!"
One of georgia and jacintas high converstions.. even though i was not high, you where....
"really? wow, what kind of bait did you use to catch light houses"
"we used boys.. like actual BOYS!!!!!!"
One of georgia and jacintas high converstions.. even though i was not high, you where....
causers-ofthis asked: "jacinta guess what. one day i was a boy!! and i went fishing and we caught lighthouses!!"
"really? wow, what kind of bait did you use to catch light houses"
"we used boys.. like actual BOYS!!!!!!"
One of georgia and jacintas high converstions.. even though i was not high, you where....
"really? wow, what kind of bait did you use to catch light houses"
"we used boys.. like actual BOYS!!!!!!"
One of georgia and jacintas high converstions.. even though i was not high, you where....
Hitler’s Guide to the Galaxy.
..Oh my, excuse me while I undress myself.
Last night I was made a very happy girl, because the beautiful woman who I admire and aspire to, one day, be as good a person as she is, told me that “if I was ever gonna have a girlfriend, I would want her to be you :)” It made my entire night.
I wish women were more open about masturbation.
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nomorecocoons:
How to support Julian Assange
kill-joy asked: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lauhqlwLNH1qdfldko1_400.jpg
i'm wondering, what is it?
you've intrigued me ;) reow
i'm wondering, what is it?
you've intrigued me ;) reow
FREE JULIAN ASSANGE is written on our fence.
It’s not even seven in the morning and my day is already fucking weird. Allow my to elaborate: I woke up at about quarter to seven this morning to a strange more-or-less eighteen year old boy standing over my bed with a plate of bacon and eggs in his hands, as I start yelling and screaming at him, he proceeds to tell me about how he came home with my sister last night, then he comes and lies...
Folk, Rhythm & Life Festival.
Thursday: Todd and Sivan (April Maze) picked me up in their combie and we went to pick up a 38 year old costume maker/Saxophone king, Jason, and we all proceeded to drive to El Dorado (Yes, it’s a real place), Jason and I then started drinking wine in the back of the combie, he gave me life advice and we ended up getting incredibly drunk together. We arrived at the camp site and set up...
Sapiosexual (n): a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence in others.
Sapiosexual (adj): of, or relating to, finding intellectual stimulation sexually arousing.
I’m going to stop opening my legs and start kicking them instead.
If you’re angry with something, fight it. Write it on the fucking walls. Show them that they’ll have to pull you out by your fucking hair if they want you silenced.
BURN YOUR BRA. EAT YOUR LIPSTICK.
